The Parasite Diaries

May 29

a funeral

for friends is best attended with friends.

May 22

I want to get my teeth sharpened. So when I bite people they know I mean business. Also it looks beautiful.

May 19

hello there

Sorry I’ve been absent, working a lot doesn’t leave much time for tumblring. And to those of you who unfollowed me, well, suck some toes.

Time for new news, which is I recently acquired a one hundred and ten gallon aquarium with stand and canopy for free. So in the near future expect fish porn. I am currently accepting suggestions for the set up, I’m leaning toward electric blue jack dempseys or maybe a simple colorful community.

I will be selling paintings soon, so keep your wallets fat.

What’s good kids?

May 09

[video]

May 07

lieutenantfinn:

goldfish’s tail by bigfileonly on Flickr.

lieutenantfinn:

goldfish’s tail by bigfileonly on Flickr.

(via fuckyeah-goldfish)

May 06

plans for today

and my parents are worried that I’m not “mature” enough and that I don’t have a “solid life plan”. X-files is very mature, mom.

that moment when you almost ash into your noodles, but catch yourself, then high five yourself.

May 04

i wonder how many of these reblogs realized this is from Black Beauty. Yeah, I knew.

i wonder how many of these reblogs realized this is from Black Beauty. Yeah, I knew.

(via 666cupsoftea)

[video]

Apr 26

(Source: iraffiruse, via 666cupsoftea)